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  • Olaf's Frozen Adventure

    Olaf's Frozen Adventure

    ★★½

    This “short” has a runtime of 23 minutes...

    NO SHORT SHOULD EVER BE THAT LONG. IT NEVER SEEMED TO END. YOU DON’T MAKE AUDIENCES SIT THROUGH 23 MINUTES OF GARBAGE TO WATCH COCO. THAT’S JUST PLAIN WRONG. WHY, DISNEY???

  • Justice League

    Justice League

    ★★½

    Henry Cavill is shirtless in one whole action scene, and that's honestly the only thing that matters.

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  • Most Beautiful Island

    Most Beautiful Island

    ★★★★

    SXSW 2017 #9 - This film is FUCKED UP. Do you know the feeling of clenching your butt and holding your breath because you're so nervous? THAT'S THIS MOVIE FOR 45 MINUTES. The buildup is incredibly intense, and the film is basically an exercise in suspense and teasing everything until the last minute. But it's also a cathartic experience and has a wonderful payoff. Go into this blind, don't read anything about it. The trailer, poster, and synopsis are vague for a reason.

  • Baby Driver

    Baby Driver

    ★★★

    I feel like I'm committing sacrilege by rating this anything lower than 4 stars, especially since Baby Driver was one of my most anticipated films of the year. But I have to come right out and say it: Like Scott Pilgrim vs. the World before it, Baby Driver is 100% style over substance. The scenes edited to the music were cool, and it's obvious that Edgar Wright is a masterful craftsman with those long takes and quick cuts...but where's the…