First: "OK, neat, this is about radical leftism and anti-fascism contrasted with broad Italian sex farce, that's kind of cool even if the marriage seems a little forced. And I dig this guy's acting."
Second: "Oh, wow, no, this is really authentically touching. This really is about love as much as it's about anarchy, and Wertmüller really does care about both. This is quite good. And I dig this guy's acting."
Third: "Oh, fuck, no, this is now…