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  • Oblivion



    Beautiful M83 soundtrack with gorgeous post-apocalyptic backdrops. Nothing ground-breaking, but enjoyable nonetheless. The previews are a bit misleading.

  • LOL


    Uhm. Can Miley Cyrus pay for the therapy I'll be needing after watching Demi Moore make a case out of the shape of MiCy's pubic hair, all while she bathes with an 8 year old?

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  • The Dark Knight Rises

    The Dark Knight Rises


    I feel like I may be one of the only people who truly didn't enjoy this film. It was way too fucking long for what the plot was. The vehicles were hideous. Catwoman was okay, but not as acrobatic as she should have been (AND WHERE WAS HER FUCKING WHIP??). Bane's voice was one of the worst things since Batman's. The fight scenes were slow and boring.

    One thing that has always bothered me about this franchise, is the fact…

  • A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child

    A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child

    This is one moment where I could've done without backstory. This movie was all filler and no real fun.

    Major qualms:
    The claymation was appallingly bad and WAY overused.
    & [SPOILER] Why the fuck would Freddy come out of the womb all red and burned-like, when that didn't happen until he was an adult??? Trash.