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  • Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials

    Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials

    ★★

    I'm not saying that I support the tired love triangle plotlines that crop up in every single female-led-young-adult-dysptopian-slash-action-cgi-fest-based-on-a-novel-that-we'll-call-best-selling-to-convince-people-it's-good franchise that has cropped up over the past few years.

    I'm just saying that this whole film and it's plot would've been greatly improved if Thomas had romatinc feelings for Minho as well as Effy from Skins.

  • Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising

    Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising

    ★★★

    Seth Rogen, Rose Byrne and Zac Efron trying to spell the word sorority is funnier than Adam Sandler's entire filmography.

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  • Beginners

    Beginners

    ★★★★

    Last years Best Picture winner, The Artist, featured a little Jack Russell Terrier that everyone raved about called Uggie.

    While Uggie warmed my heart, Cosmo, the little Jack Russell Terrier of Beginners, broke it.

    Last year was a good year to be a Jack Russell Terrier.

  • Batman & Robin

    Batman & Robin

    Things I loved about Batman & Robin when I was 6:

    There were three Villains
    Uma Thurman's performance
    Mr Freeze was funny
    Poison Ivy's monkey suit introduction
    Alicia Silverstone was Batgirl
    Robin
    "Adam and Evil"
    Gotham was a city made of sky scraping human statues
    Bane
    The neon gang
    That the film was made to sell toys
    The film as a whole

    Things I hated about Batman & Robin now I'm 21:

    There were three Villains!
    Uma Thurman's pantomime performance
    Mr Freeze…