This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Honestly, the most accurate deptiction of straight girls who try to sleep with gay guys.
Things I loved about Batman & Robin when I was 6:
There were three Villains
Uma Thurman's performance
Mr Freeze was funny
Poison Ivy's monkey suit introduction
Alicia Silverstone was Batgirl
"Adam and Evil"
Gotham was a city made of sky scraping human statues
The neon gang
That the film was made to sell toys
The film as a whole
Things I hated about Batman & Robin now I'm 21:
There were three Villains!
Uma Thurman's pantomime performance