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  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

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  • The Black Phone

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  • Sonic the Hedgehog 2

    Sonic the Hedgehog 2

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    Day 2 of having unexpected Heavy Metal needle drops in a movie (First Lamb of God in Chip n Dale, now Pantera in Sonic the Hedgehog 2).

    In all seriousness, Sonic the Hedgehog 2 takes what was so enjoyable about the first movie and amplifies it. Sonic the Hedgehog 2 is the definition of "Silly fun". I had such a goofy smile throughout this movie. Ben Schwartz is so damn lovable as Sonic. A goofball with a lovable charm. Jim…

  • Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

    Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers

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    I just had to jot down my thoughts while watching this movie. So here are my thoughts as I watch Chip n Dale: Rescue Rangers.

    I still find it hilarious that one of the guys responsible for Dick in a Box directed a Disney picture.

    Fun fact: Same cinematographer of Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice, Watchmen, and Kong: Skull Island.

    Holy shit. Cameos!

    Ugly Sonic makes his long awaited debut 😭.

    Andy Samberg is essentially Jake Peralta here.

    Bitch,…

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  • 365 Days

    365 Days

    Y'all owe apologies to Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan.

    This is one of the grossest, unpleasent, misogynistic, Erotic movies I have ever seen.

    Like who the fuck thought this was good.

    I am not a hard guy to be offended by, this shit is fucking offensive.

    This is the type of shit that enables abusers and rapists.

    Bullshit like this is why #MeToo and #TimesUp is a thing.

    This movie is really gonna try to justify Stockholm Syndrome and think…

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    Can't wait for people to say this movie isn't white enough for them πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

    All these pretentious ass film snobs wanna complain about Marvel destroying cinema and it's like... shut the fuck up. Your ass ain't special.

    The first time we get an almost All-Asian cast in an Asian-Led superhero movie on the caliber of an MCU budget, and people wanna knock this movie as Mulan 2.0... fuck off. The live-action Mulan was a weak ass disappointment told by white…