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  • It Chapter Two

    It Chapter Two

    ★★★★

    Pennywise Variety Hour(s)

  • Ocean's Eleven

    Ocean's Eleven

    ★★★½

    Very entertaining, very lean, very much doing a 60s/70s thing, that’s all I can be bothered to say about it. Really enjoyed it.

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  • Taxi Driver

    Taxi Driver

    ★★★★★

    Travis in the rear view mirror be like
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  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    ★★★½

    Probably like it more when I’m not in agony for the last hour, desperately needing to shoot piss out of my fucking flesh tube.

    Honestly this is a review of the human body. I pissed before the film, no piss, then after 45 minutes my body was all ‘lol time to piss you stupid fuck’ but I wasn’t missing a second of that damn film. Then when I finally pissed, there was so much piss. Human body, 4/10.