AH YES, THE LEGENDARY, ICONIC TWO-FEET FLYING KICK.
Ironic. One of this movie's big problems is there's not enough Johnny Depp, 'cause he's easily the best thing about it.
J.K, however... J.K couldn't write a movie to save her own life. This is one of the worst paced films I've ever seen, which is mostly due to J.K filling it with unnecessarily extensive backstory sequences because she thinks this is a fucking novel, and spending half the time setting up the next 84 movies instead of focusing…
This is what life looks like. People who love each other. A home. You should take a moment... Feel it.
Hard. Perhaps that's the word that best describes my feelings with this picture. Hard to watch, hard to write about. When it ended, me and my friend Ly sat in silence, during all the credits. As part of a generation conditioned to expect something more after the ending credits of a superhero movie, part of me hoped that this…