Underworld: Blood Wars ★½

When you think this franchise couldn't possibly get any worse...

It's unintentionally hilarious when it's trying so hard to have a plot, then it realizes it can't and surrenders to frenetic brutality in a uneven mix of surprisingly good effects and some occasional bad CGI, loud mayhem and Kate Beckinsale being hot and badass in spandex. Plus I had to watch it dubbed in portuguese and that only enhanced the whole experience.