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  • Analyze This

    Analyze This


    "Fat piece of shit. Rat fucking, cocksucking, scumbag, garbage pail. Let's go say hi."

    Sounds like something I'd actually say.

    This was a hilarious movie. Billy Crystal is one of my favorite comedic actors, and Robert De Niro is brilliant here.

  • Nights of Cabiria

    Nights of Cabiria


    Those ending shots are some of the greatest in the history of cinema. A sad, heartbreaking film with one of the best performances of all time, courtesy of Guilietta Masina.

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  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

    The Good, the Bad and the Ugly


    "Every gun makes its own tune."

    Well, shit. I was expecting a great film, but Jesus H. FUCK this was incredible. It's rare in Trilogies for the last film to be the best, but that's the case here. Everything that made the first two great is even better here. The performances, the characters, the gunfights, and that music. Good sweet lord baby Jesus fuck almighty in heaven, that music. I really can't say anything about this film that hasn't been said like a thousand times. But, man....

    wah wah wahhhhh

  • King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

    King Arthur: Legend of the Sword


    Watched this at a preview screening yesterday, which was kinda cool I guess. The film itself is not that good. The story is pretty cliché, as are the characters. The visuals in this film were kinda weird. Sometimes they looked good, other times they looked unfinished or something. The editing felt rapid and all over the place. This film has some fantasy lore to it, which felt a bit under explained, but was cool. As a whole, the film has a video gamey feeling to it. It's certainly a fun film that I enjoyed watching, just not a particularly good one.