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  • WHAT DID JACK DO?

    WHAT DID JACK DO?

    (peter griffin voice)

    "nyeheheh lois, this reminds me of that david lynch short film where he interrogates a monkey"

  • Cats

    Cats

    ½

    why are they so fucking horny

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    ★★★★★

    gonna convert to judiasm so i can say this is my black panther

  • Buffalo '66

    Buffalo '66

    ★★★★★

    top 10 material

    holy shit

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    got in for free and I want my money back

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    ★★★★★

    i don't wanna speak too soon but i think this may have the best sound mixing in any film ever.

    OPN is a genius

    the safdies are /ourguys/

    sandler is back

    this is the GOAT

  • 6 Underground

    6 Underground

    ★★★★★

    the pinnacle of maximalist cinema.

    utter chaotic absurdity for the entire runtime. this is bay unfiltered and fully UNLEASHED, something that hasn't been seen since Bad Boys II. every single frame bleeds style with that ridiculous oversaturated Bay look and i loved it all. half of the movie makes zero sense at all and it ADDS to the film.

    watch this NOW on the best sound system you have, volume cranked as loud as you can stand it.

    i can just pray to see this one day in a theater. i love it so, so much.

  • Waves

    Waves

    this entire film is like an unaware self parody of modern studio indie. it tries so hard to be unique that the overblown effort it attempts to make results in the exact opposite from an original work.

    the annoying neon lights in every other scene that we've all seen time and time again in these past few years felt so intrusive that it made me physically annoyed whenever one came on screen. and then there's the absolute art bastard-core soundtrack…

  • Jumanji: The Next Level

    Jumanji: The Next Level

    ★★★★

    all blockbusters should strive to be this good. unbelievably litty.

  • Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

    Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

    two copies

  • Notes from Melanie

    Notes from Melanie

    ★½

    i didn't go to film school
    i went to film reviews

  • Night Is Short, Walk on Girl

    Night Is Short, Walk on Girl

    ★★★★★

    i love literally everything about this film

    yuassa = god