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  • Dark Night of the Scarecrow
  • The Golden Voyage of Sinbad
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  • Nightfall

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★★

  • The Batman

    ★★★½

  • X

    ★★★½

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  • Nightfall

    Nightfall

    "I believe we can do anything because we can imagine anything."

    Great Value David Coverdale faces off against Stuart (MADtv) and his burned-spaghetti-faced cult when an astronomical event causes chaos on their planet. This boring low-budget sci-fi flick is low on science and fiction. You might be slightly entertained by the weird dialog or the occasional boobies, but you're more likely to experience acute second-hand embarrassment until the credits roll... and probably long after.

    Highlights Include:
    * Hippie bullshit exposition…

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★★

    "Are you happy?"

    A wizard and a kid who can punch through dimensions battle a witch who wants to recover her lost children. I really enjoyed this one from its comic cameos to its imaginative storytelling - visually impressive and emotionally rewarding.

    Highlights Include:
    * Danny Elfman OST
    * Wong being awesome
    * Elisabeth Olsen brings her acting A game
    * Dimension hoppin'
    * Bruce
    * Music battle
    * Weirdest and most violent Marvel movie yet
    * Chekov's corpse
    * Damned cloak

    Recommended Double Feature:
    The Raven (1963)

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  • Apex

    Apex

    ★½

    A group of frumpy white guys and a blonde girl kill each other in the woods while Bruce Wills sits, leans, smokes cigars, and eats psychoactive berries. Laughable dialog, cringy effects, glaring body doubles, stupid characters, overuse of male makeup, lazy action, and continuous buffoonery.

  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    ★½

    "Dude, where are you going?"

    When a group of rude hipsters try to gentrify a redneck ghost town, they set loose a 73-year-old maniac who makes CGI erupt from peoples' bodies. An absurd horror flick with a mess of unintelligible social commentary that literally throws its heritage into the trash. No substance - just a procession of farcical events and laughable hair cuts.

    Highlights Include:
    * Exposition TV show
    * "Look at me, I am the grandma now."
    * Great Value "Laurie Strode"
    * "Shitter's full"
    * Texas Greyhound CGI Massacre
    * Free Willy leap
    * Self-driving finale

    Recommended Double Feature:
    Demigod (2021)