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  • Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2

    Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2

    ★★★★

    For all you dead meat fans out there. What is this fresh hell and why don't I want to leave. Half of this film is flashbacks of the previous film the other half is GARBAGE DAY. Speaking of garbage this film is anything but, what a great Christmas film to be enjoyed after Christmas dinner with relatives. Move over every other Christmas film there's a new (old) film in town.

  • The Predator

    The Predator

    ★★

    Okay one more before a shit post but only because this films plot pissed me off so much yeah this will be spoiler filled but I won't put a warning because it's so fucking stupid it doesn't matter. Why does the rouge predators plan to save humanity from global warming include giving Boyd Holbrook an iron-man suit that looks like in edgy gen 1 transformer. How can autism give a kid the ability to read alien language. How the fuck…

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  • Geostorm

    Geostorm

    ★★★★★

    The only film you will ever need to see. This film transcends cinema as an entertainment medium. Gerard Butler is Oscar worthy in this deeply political and environmentally conscious masterpiece. All films prior to this holy grail are irrelevant and have no meaning in comparison to this Titan, this god send of cinema

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Many people will be confused as to how I can review this film before its out. Here's the secret, it came out years ago, it was called The Empire strikes back. All they've done is added in some extra characters. Oh and as we all know Star Wars is a terrible franchise anyway.