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  • The House That Jack Built

    The House That Jack Built


    Lars Von Trier is lost in his own ass.

  • The Predator

    The Predator


    You know when your movie is lame as shit when Vudu is selling it for $10 when the dvd hasn’t even been released yet.

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  • Spider-Man: Homecoming

    Spider-Man: Homecoming

    The first reactions of Spider-Man Homecoming are in and here they are:

    "The best Marvel movie yet!"

    "I had so much fun!"

    "The funniest Marvel movie yet!"

    "Funny funny funny!"


    "Tom Holland is the best Spider-Man ever!"

    "I wanna lick Tom Holland's ballsack!!"

    "I want Kevin Feige to fuck me!!"

    "Fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN…

  • There Will Be Blood

    There Will Be Blood


    So I really wish Inherent Vice can come to my local theater already, but no so let's review a Paul Thomas Anderson. I have watched this film a month ago and I was blown away. I love films that take place in another time period it's just cool with the fashion and stuff. Daniel Day Lewis was extraordinary in this, he was mesmerizing in this. Speaking of mesmerizing the entire film is mesmerizing. Paul Thomas Anderson directed this amazingly, the…