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  • Twin Peaks: The Return

    Twin Peaks: The Return


    Been snowed in last 4 days, usually get cabin fever but I watched this and it kept me sane.

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name


    I am so glad that gay cinema is a masterclass and not a toxic cesspool like the actual gay community. I am gay myself and I try to stay away from that ocean of shit as far as possible.

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  • Spider-Man: Homecoming

    Spider-Man: Homecoming

    The first reactions of Spider-Man Homecoming are in and here they are:

    "The best Marvel movie yet!"

    "I had so much fun!"

    "The funniest Marvel movie yet!"

    "Funny funny funny!"


    "Tom Holland is the best Spider-Man ever!"

    "I wanna lick Tom Holland's ballsack!!"

    "I want Kevin Feige to fuck me!!"

    "Fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN…

  • There Will Be Blood

    There Will Be Blood


    So I really wish Inherent Vice can come to my local theater already, but no so let's review a Paul Thomas Anderson. I have watched this film a month ago and I was blown away. I love films that take place in another time period it's just cool with the fashion and stuff. Daniel Day Lewis was extraordinary in this, he was mesmerizing in this. Speaking of mesmerizing the entire film is mesmerizing. Paul Thomas Anderson directed this amazingly, the…