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  • Rosemary's Baby

    Rosemary's Baby

    ★★½

    This is probably what rapist Roman Polanski and his Hollywood Elite pedo friends do all the time.

  • The BFG

    The BFG

    ★★½

    Oh I forgot I watched this again a couple days ago. I told my doctor that I haven't been sleeping and this movie is better than any of his methods to go to sleep. I was out not even before the first five minutes.

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  • Spider-Man: Homecoming

    Spider-Man: Homecoming

    The first reactions of Spider-Man Homecoming are in and here they are:

    "The best Marvel movie yet!"

    "I had so much fun!"

    "The funniest Marvel movie yet!"

    "Funny funny funny!"

    "THE BEST SPIDER-MAN MOVIE OF ALL TIIIIME!!!"

    "Tom Holland is the best Spider-Man ever!"

    "I wanna lick Tom Holland's ballsack!!"

    "I want Kevin Feige to fuck me!!"

    "Fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN…

  • There Will Be Blood

    There Will Be Blood

    ★★★★★

    So I really wish Inherent Vice can come to my local theater already, but no so let's review a Paul Thomas Anderson. I have watched this film a month ago and I was blown away. I love films that take place in another time period it's just cool with the fashion and stuff. Daniel Day Lewis was extraordinary in this, he was mesmerizing in this. Speaking of mesmerizing the entire film is mesmerizing. Paul Thomas Anderson directed this amazingly, the…