The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo ★★★½

It's a movie. That's really the best I can come up with. It's 45 minutes too long for no real reason, the two heroes take way too long to come together, the central mystery is neat but it's also really solvable, it kind of shouldn't exist. In fact, I don't know if David Fincher really wants it to exist. If anything, we got another score from Reznor and Ross.