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Casual film enthusiast with a soft spot for Horror and Shlock

Favorite films

  • The Big Lebowski
  • Boogie Nights
  • The Thing
  • Wild at Heart

Recent activity

  • Free Guy


  • Malignant


  • Split Second


  • The Beast of War


Recent reviews

  • Free Guy

    Free Guy


    “Yeah?” A virus is giving me ass and ball cancer at the same time. INOPERABLE.” 
    - Taika Waititi 

    Free Guy isn’t what I would call an original movie, it pretty blatantly copies John Carpenter’s They Live with the whole glasses thing, hell, I wouldn’t exactly even say that Free Guy is a good movie. However, I will give this Ryan Reynolds video-game romp one thing, it’s highly entertaining

    Maybe it’s my last brain cells dying, but I found the unrelenting…

  • Malignant



    What happens when the director of the original Saw, the seventh Fast & Furious, and a superhero film about a dude who can talk to fish, spends forty million dollars to make a mind-bending and loving homage to pretty much the whole horror genre, with a dash of Disney’s Frozen?
     You get Malignant that’s what! A bat-shit insane modern horror blood-soaked masterpiece.

    Right from the very beginning of the movie I could tell I was in for something special, with an…

Popular reviews

  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong


    I’m not going to lie. Godzilla vs. Kong is one of the most insane and ridiculously bonkers pieces of media I have ever consumed. I’m in shock honestly at what I just witnessed.
     Even Godzilla: King of the Monsters, which is crazy in it’s own right, pales in comparison to the downright lunacy that transpires here.

    Adam Wingard goes completely ham. Bombarding our poor senses with an overdose of bright 80’s esque neon aesthetic, heavy metal fantasy imagery, synth music,…

  • Raya and the Last Dragon

    Raya and the Last Dragon


    Disney goes Studio Ghibli. 
    Not really, more like normal Disney movie with a Ghibli coat of paint. But still, if you’re going to try to copy elements from other movies you might as well copy from the best. And thankfully while Raya and the Last Dragon doesn’t have the most original story ever, it has enough style and cool elements in it to keep me entertained, and dare I say, emotionally invested for most of it’s runtime.

    One thing I…