90's nostalgia night!
Everyone rub one out to Jennifer Love Hewitt in Maxim while on AOL chat while listening to the Gin Blossoms on your Discman or as I call them....weekends.
What? Old habits die hard and that brings us to Scream. See, right there a fucking segue writes itself. Scream. No, not that one. Not that one either. This one. From this year. We good?
To my surprise it was pretty good because unlike most legacy* movies, (I'm looking…
Another Covid Variant
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And Phyllis Diller’s October Playboy spread.
What are three things we need more than another Batman movie?
What you younger guys don’t know Carnac the Magnificent? It was Johnny Carson with this big headpiece. He was the host before…ah fuck it…The Batman. Here we go.
How do you review something this played out? I guess I’m supposed to forget about the other Batman movies but also, fuck that - If the Christopher Nolan movies…
Making Wanda the villain took a dump on WandaVision.
Anal Brides 7, Ginger on the Rocks, Cum Swapping Sluts 4, Lana Rhoades: Real ASSstate Agent, 12 Horny Men and Barebacked Transexuals Schoolgirls 27. All of these films have better dialogue than Star Wars: Episode II Attack of the Clones.
