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  • The Doors
  • Saw
  • Point Break
  • Tombstone

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  • Howl's Moving Castle

    ★★★★

  • Body of Lies

  • We're All Going to the World's Fair

    ★★★½

  • Divergent

    ★★

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  • Nope

    Nope

    ★★★★★

    “I will cast abominable filth upon you,
    Make you vile,
    And make you a spectacle.”

    there is something so fascinating about human’s and their extremely disproportionate ego’s. forever thinking they are they highest power, that they are gods and the rest of the world are simply kneeling to them in submission. gods upon men, except the men think they are more important and otherworldly than they really are. 

    ah yes! a man (a boy) stares death in the face one…

  • Saw 3D

    Saw 3D

    ★★★

    lawrence fucking crawling out of there was so pick me. what? your other fucking leg doesn’t work now? you forgot how to hop you dumbass bitch? fucking pick up the pace a little because adam is scared and alone. 

    …sorry. i don’t actually mean that. doctor lawrence gordon is that bitch. served fucking cunt. hot as hell. want him more than anything. still, it doesn’t justify him goddamn locking hoffman in the room where his ex lover decayed????

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  • Frankie and Johnny

    Frankie and Johnny

    ★★★★½

    me four days ago during my first viewing: cute movie :) but very mediocre with some weird scripting. three stars. 

    me now, grown and wise: HE MADE HER A ROSE OUT OF A POTATO AND CRASHED HER BOWLING NIGHT AND TOLD HER HE WANTED HER TO HAVE HIS CHILDREN. CINEMA. 

    to be honest, i haven’t stopped thinking about this ever since i watched it a few days ago. truly a very underrated gem. not a masterpiece by any means but…

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★★

    i would love to drink timothee chalamet’s recycled sweat and tears