I've had more fun at my dentist than I did with this unmitigated disaster.
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Circus of the Dead 2014
The title makes no sense. The film makes no sense. It's just an excuse for 90 minutes of misogynistic nonsense from filmmakers who should be banned from ever using a camera ever again. God awful acting, cinematography, editing, pacing, scripting. The half star rating is for star Bill Oberst Jr, a truly hard working & talented actor who is pretty creepy as lead clown Papa Corn but sadly has no filter as to what jobs he'll take. He needs a better agent, a much better agent.
And for some god forsaken reason, the producers have promised...a sequel.
Shoot me now.
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Axe Giant - The Wrath of Paul Bunyan 2013
I knew it was gonna be silly & I was right. I knew it was gonna be stupid & I was right. I knew the effects were gonna be crappy & I was right. But y'know what? I kinda enjoyed it anyway. It's certainly unique enough to warrant a watch. 2.5 of 5.