u know what, i gotta say, as a womanimal who is on record as supporting mutants and ONLY, 100% EXCLUSIVELY mutants this movie promised me cannibal mutants and it did not deliver quick enough. i want, nay, neigh!, need a refund. i spent no money on this but that's none of ur business. my time. my precious time. that's what i spent. almost an hour with only the shadowy hint of mutants lurking in the background. pounding the table with…
im not sure if it would do anything to improve anyone's chances of survival but regardless i feel like someone really ought to apologize to Ms. Blair Witch. she was tortured to death by shitty colonists and now all she wants to do is live her death peacefully in her fixer upper in the middle of the woods and meddling kids won't leave her alone!! im sorry blair witch. i love and respect you. i won't bother u.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
so like, just imagine that your mental illness can physically manifest as a horrific monster that hides in the shadows waiting to kill your loved ones and the only way to stop your mental illness (monster) from terrorizing them is to kill yourself
that's what this movie is about
what a piece of shit