single white femalien

single white femalien

I am not sequenced to respond to the demands of waste material.

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  • The Untouchables

    The Untouchables

    wow yall are rly just fine with deniro stealing fat + bald valor huh.. couldnt be me

  • Bigfoot

    Bigfoot

    a bikesploitation-cum-bigfoot explo mashup clocking in under 90 minutes... that's gonna be a oh hell yeah pimp from me dawg! ok but if a heterosexual shebigfoot with massive befurred knockers kidnapped a bunch of random himbos n muscle hunks through nefarious but very erotic means she'd be crucified!!! this is the real feminist issue of our times no one is talking about except for me myself and i alone once again speaking truth to power on this subject. rather curious, isn't it!!

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  • Blair Witch

    Blair Witch

    im not sure if it would do anything to improve anyone's chances of survival but regardless i feel like someone really ought to apologize to Ms. Blair Witch. she was tortured to death by shitty colonists and now all she wants to do is live her death peacefully in her fixer upper in the middle of the woods and meddling kids won't leave her alone!! im sorry blair witch. i love and respect you. i won't bother u.

  • Charlie's Angels

    Charlie's Angels

    ★★★

    lucy liu's hair flip is the most feminist moment in all of film herstory