i found this post whilst googling what nancy meyers' irl kitchen looks like and it is Good and incredibly thorough
i appreciate how inoffensive and charming this wants to be but the trio of manboys is literally the biggest black hole of who fucking cares!!! like their every scene, my only thought is whats the point of this, why is this movie devoting so much time to these profoundly boring dork ass losers. also the final scene looks like a olive garden commercial. i dont think i was in the mood for nancy meyers-lite tonight. like this is like poor…
im not sure if it would do anything to improve anyone's chances of survival but regardless i feel like someone really ought to apologize to Ms. Blair Witch. she was tortured to death by shitty colonists and now all she wants to do is live her death peacefully in her fixer upper in the middle of the woods and meddling kids won't leave her alone!! im sorry blair witch. i love and respect you. i won't bother u.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
so like, just imagine that your mental illness can physically manifest as a horrific monster that hides in the shadows waiting to kill your loved ones and the only way to stop your mental illness (monster) from terrorizing them is to kill yourself
that's what this movie is about
what a piece of shit