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  • Looking Glass

    Looking Glass

    at one point, nic cage reaches into his jacket's pocket, pulls out a dollar bill, and uses it to wipe his glasses clean. when plex told, nay, warned me that this had a 8% on rotten tomatoes i knew it was for me. the cheaper, uglier, lazier a movie is, the more inclined i am to like it. this is the cheapest, ugliest, laziest while still having actors with a modicum of brand recognition. it ticks all my boxes. this…

  • Just Getting Started

    Just Getting Started

    i finished this and could not remember for the life of me what it was called. i thought it was the other morgan freeman comedy-adjacent movie that came out last year, too, but it was not.

    i need to utilize m*viep*ss (moviepiss) with more regularity because this is the kind of thing that i would enjoy watching for the audience reaction rather than the film itself, because this is a movie designed for aging baby boomers with no taste and…

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  • Blair Witch

    Blair Witch

    ★★½

    im not sure if it would do anything to improve anyone's chances of survival but regardless i feel like someone really ought to apologize to Ms. Blair Witch. she was tortured to death by shitty colonists and now all she wants to do is live her death peacefully in her fixer upper in the middle of the woods and meddling kids won't leave her alone!! im sorry blair witch. i love and respect you. i won't bother u.

  • Lights Out

    Lights Out

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    so like, just imagine that your mental illness can physically manifest as a horrific monster that hides in the shadows waiting to kill your loved ones and the only way to stop your mental illness (monster) from terrorizing them is to kill yourself

    that's what this movie is about

    what a piece of shit