clovis is a great name for a cat
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Baby Oopsie 2021
im opening one of those stupid e-shops that sells bumper stickers and t-shirts for maladjusted idiot cinephiles but it's all "i'd rather be watching baby oopsie" merch
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Annette 2021
twitter.com/vulveeta/status/1431362097108164608 letterboxd dont delete me like u deleted pd187 for clowning u plz
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Dead 7 2016
i watched this again last night as a treat and it was still very bad! it's funny that nick carter was like all right i'm gonna do a zombie movie for the syfy channel and instead of having any fun with it like joey or AJ (and AJ is having soooo much fun as a balding bowler hat clown who eats people) he pretends to be a sexy brooding cowboy. nickolas!!! sir!!!!! how funny is it his horrible parents named…
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Shame, Shame, Shame 1999
i never watched any of costas mandylor's movies from his horny erotic film era because of how he looks in saw but he's pretty hot imo
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Conflict of Interest 1993
wow loved this!! judd nelsons dressed like a pirate like all ruffles and pinstripe vests and rattling chains with the most insane sideburns ive ever seen. actually everyone is attired perfectly from christopher mcdonald in a short robe spreading his legs in front of his adult mullet son to his adult mullet son with the most incredible mullet ive ever seen. what a hunk! alyssa milano in lil silver lamé lace up booty shorts and a halter, playing a plaid baby goth idk none of the nostalgia content that imitates 90s fashion ever does it like THIS!!
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Satan's Servant 2021
this is kinda cute lol theyre real little teenagers not like hot riverdale "teens" who are all pushing 30 (i too am gen z in that respect) and theyre taking their movie so seriously i love it!
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Disclosure 1994
ok but all the ways disclosure is gross and offensive (and there are very, very many) is actually what makes it amazing like it's this totally horrifying time capsule of super classed sexual politics in the 90s filtered through the most demonic meninist lens imaginable BUT THEN!!!! U HAVE MICHAEL DOUGLAS CLIMBING INTO THE MATRIX TO UNCOVER A CORPORATE BUSINESS CONSPIRACY!!!!!!!!!!!!! he's wandering around a computer generated landscape full of beeps and boops and he says shit like "angel i…
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