Letterboxd — Your life in film

i liked the part where after this guy infects his pregnant wife with a little syphilis (as a treat) from sleeping with a dopy waitress who's prob supposed to be like slattern-coded slut in the midcentury american imagination even tho she just seems kinda like a regular lady his wife is for sure upset with his behavior but she's also like aw its just as much my fault i caught a syphilis! no ma'am it is not! anyway after all…

i guess all that remains of this s.s. millard (FATHER OF NICK "CRAZY FAT ETHEL" MILLARD!!!!!!!!!) (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) early sexplo film is two nude women non-erotically nudely wandering along a craggy beach but i bet whatever the full compilation cut of this was, was cool as hell. i love a white slavery plot and photos of diseased genitals!!!!! it sure sucks i can't experience either of those things cinematically right now! we rightfully mourn early hollywoodland films lost to time but…

me n the girls started this last night before the limp bizkit concert i said oh i got just the thing for yall u will love it it will put u in the chocolate starfish mood and i think they did like it it amped them up? they were really impressed with the character design especially including the faces, the bodies, the clothes, the teeths, how slowly everyone walked and moved, the hair whether patchy or full long or none,…

its funny to me that we have like unprecedented access to basically every extant movie that has ever existed and no one is watching COMMON LAW WIFE?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? every day people just wake up and decide to waste time on some kinda annoying studio slop just to whine about it online when they could instead be watching a hot little tramp named friggin BABY DOLL act up in a small texas town. HER BEHAVIOR WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!! im being a bitch…

i wish i loved this! it's a great poster! not the minimalist one on here i hate the sick fucks on tmdb for that shit but this one??? that's really the stuff. THREE MOONSHINING, BOOTLEGGING, HELLRAISING SISTERS THAT TURN THE BLUEGRASS RED WITH BLOOD!!! like all right i'm listening really you already hooked me with that and their weird little squished in pug faces but then they start tellin about the gals like lil can out shoot, out drive, and…

"count spatula" (john holmes, ofc) is such an obnoxious whiny curmudgeon griping about the state of his filthy mouse infested home & the piss poor quality of blood in his fridge until a group of sex crazed orgyists invade his haunted house & start secreting their fluids all over his bed?? i mean hes not even using it he sleeps in a coffin it's fine! his mood kinda lightens after that anyway cuz as u may know, vampires have needs too. the…