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  Scare Package 2019

  

  pd187 ½ 39

  geico commercial-ass poser horror..... ummm, awkward! final girls tropes sex=death spoilers binge mcguffin 80s corey feldman lol! totally embarassing phony bullshit, every one of these feels like superbowl ad inspired…

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  The Third Saturday in October 2022

  

  pd187 ★★★★ 4

  "unfortunately theres some evil in that fog"

  ti west who??? the nobodies is one of my fav movies... shit, of all time (def top 5 troma) so new jay burleson…

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  The Jupiter Menace 1982

  

  Gregory⛧Joseph ★★½

  "The time is coming when all that you admire will be knocked down."

  Audiences watching The Jupiter Menace when it was released in 1982 were met with a grave warning:…

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  The Jupiter Menace 1982

  

  pd187 ★★★ 4

  The statues of the “gods” from the Pantheon are now found in the Vatican Museum, with the exception of the great statue of Jupiter, which has been modified, re-titled, and…

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  Toys 1992

  

  pd187 ★★★½ 7

  how is it this guy made a big studio blockbuster about the army programming kids to kill and now his son* (one of the VR drone-addicts in this!) makes child…

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  Dashcam 2022

  

  Scumbalina ★★★★

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Prostitutes Protective Society 1966

  

  anna ghoul ★★★★ 2

  carnie bill and his mob move in on madame sue and her girls' turf, trying to muscle out 10%, but the girls aren't rolling over that easily. a lot of…

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  My Tale Is Hot 1964

  

  Warren ★★★

  The second feature on this Something Weird disc is another exploration of life in Hell. Satan sits oh his homely throne, waiting for his comely wife to finish dinner. They're…