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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★★★

    Radical in every sense of the word, The Last Jedi is probably the best blockbuster in recent memory - nevermind being (probably) the best star wars film in general. Obsessive fanboy and grossly talented director, Rian Johnson, takes the narrative to a place that not many people would expect - giving equal parts fan service and a smooth transition into new elements (while remaining grounded and humble all at the same time.) These post-trump star wars movies are something else,…

  • Kristy & Anton

    Kristy & Anton

    ★★★★★

    "Indica or Sativa, babe?"

    probably the most accurate portrayal of relationships running off of illegal substances I've ever seen put to screen - seeing as I actually go to school with couples that behave and communicate this way. It's short, sweet and equally as savory, making me subtly wish that Hayes would explore dialogue-driven narratives more often, even though he is still working wonders in the experimental field.

    I have a friend who recently started messing around with Xanax, his…

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  • The Disaster Artist

    The Disaster Artist

    ★★★★½

    Oh

    Edit 1: I hate all of you for making this my second most liked review

    Edit 2: Fuck, all, of you

    Edit 3: Wow, you've got to be kidding

    Edit 4: Now I'm just one of those cucks now whose number one review is some lazy bullshit huh

  • Rings

    Rings

    ★½

    "BIRDy!!!!!!"

    Cue loud noise whilst a bird hits the window 

    "DID u SeE ThE BIRDy?!?!?"

    Female protagonist says to boyfriend aka mr. Cardboard cutout

    "What BIRDy?!?!" 

    Says Mr. bOYFRIEND

    Female protagonist runs out of car and back a few metres, and points at a helpless creature. Lying there, with no life left (like the characters in this movie ayo!!)

    "THAT BIRDy!"

    Mr girlfriend says and then hugs cardboard cutout 


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