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  • Unfriended: Dark Web

    Unfriended: Dark Web


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    No singular being falls victim to the "unfollow" button on Facebook here, which removes you from your mildly-healthy relationships digitally and in reality. Dark Web doesn't bother to attempt to continue the narrative of Laura Barnes and whatever group of alpha-males and insecure prom queens she'll go onto haunt next, it instead focuses on the side of the internet that can do meaningful and irreversible harm - the deep web (hence, the title). Everyone can agree that even though the…

  • Support the Girls

    Support the Girls


    Hayley Lu Richardson > Jesus Christ

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  • The Disaster Artist

    The Disaster Artist



    Edit 1: I hate all of you for making this my second most liked review

    Edit 2: Fuck, all, of you

    Edit 3: Wow, you've got to be kidding

    Edit 4: Now I'm just one of those cucks now whose number one review is some lazy bullshit huh

    Edit 5: Piss off Alberto, I'll put my edits where I damn well please

  • Rings




    Cue loud noise whilst a bird hits the window 

    "DID u SeE ThE BIRDy?!?!?"

    Female protagonist says to boyfriend aka mr. Cardboard cutout

    "What BIRDy?!?!" 

    Says Mr. bOYFRIEND

    Female protagonist runs out of car and back a few metres, and points at a helpless creature. Lying there, with no life left (like the characters in this movie ayo!!)

    "THAT BIRDy!"

    Mr girlfriend says and then hugs cardboard cutout 

    I m a g I n e  t h I S  s C r e e n p l a y