Favorite films

  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • The Matrix
  • The Apartment
  • Spirited Away

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  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings


  • Undecided: The Movie


  • A Quiet Place Part II


  • Watchmen


Recent reviews

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The first half of Shang-Chi was a lot of fun. I was so excited that the score felt new and vibrant. The action scenes had little to no shaky cam, instead swaying with the action and dancing around them. It wasn't perfect, still too many cut-aways and too many close up action so it's hard to see what's happening, but it was a huge improvement over previous MCU entries.

    Unfortunately once the crew gets taken back to their fathers compound…

  • Undecided: The Movie

    Undecided: The Movie


    As a Texan I particularly liked the part where they got sick and vomited at the first sight of Ted Cruz. Then found him at his rally and tried to exorcise the demon that had taken over his body before being thrown out.

Popular reviews

  • Smart House

    Smart House

    I remember when I was a teenager watching boy band music videos on my wall-sized tv with my two ethnic friends that don't speak and we break out in a choreographed dance before my A.I.-enabled house invites girls over to make me happy. Man, the 90's sure were great.

  • Drunk Parents

    Drunk Parents

    Were the actors drunk?

    Were the writers drunk?

    Were the people who agreed to make this drunk?

    Am I drunk?

    Are you drunk?

    Who's drunk here?

    What is happening?!