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  • Spider-Man 3

    Spider-Man 3

    ★★★★

    HDTGM? #41

    Everyone: Spider-Man 3 is a bad movie.

    Me: Well, yes, but actually no.

    There was apparently a 2017 editors cut of Spider-Man 3. A 10 year anniversary cut that changes scenes around, lets scenes breathe a little better, and even deletes moments from the film making it shorter than the theatrical cut. This edit literally changes multiple character motivations improving the story’s structure and makes everything flow from scene to scene at a much easier pace.

    If you…

  • The Master of Disguise

    The Master of Disguise

    HDTGM? #227

    As a teenager growing up with a super strict Christian father in the south we didn’t have much entertainment we were allowed to watch. This was what we had. We watched it constantly and quoted it incessantly.

    I legit thought during the start of this I was going to give it 5 stars because I have fond memories of it and memories of joking around with friends about it at the time. I now see that I was…

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  • Little Women

    Little Women

    ★★★★½

    Greta Gerwig crafted a beautiful film and as someone who isn't much a fan of period pieces this is a triumph. I was engaged with the characters, the setting, and the beautiful score.

    Also, where the hell did Florence Pugh come from? Little Women, Fighting With My Family, and Midsommar all in 2019. That girl is killing it.

  • The Avengers

    The Avengers

    ½

    HDTGM? #134

    Sean Connery is basically the Weather Wizard from DC Comics because he creates a device to control the weather.

    Uma Thurman gets a telegram delivered that says “Please answer the telephone” then the phone rings. Would she not have answered her own phone in her own home?

    Sean Connery is in a teddy bear suit at a table with other bad guys in teddy bear suits. He murders a couple of them by throwing darts into their teddy bear bodies.

    Uma Thurman is attacked by Uma Thurman in a teddy bear suit.

    What. Is. Happening?