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  • The Room

    The Room

    Tommy Wiseau’s performance in this may very well be my favorite performance of all time.

  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird

    ★★★★★

    Greta Gerwig has crafted up what will undoubtedly go down as one of the greatest, most lived-in and heartfelt coming-of-age stories ever to be put to screen. 
    While it’s easy to nitpick on this movie for heavily exploring familiar teen movie tropes, the film explores them in such a way that never feels forced or heavy-handed. And it’s also mostly thanks to the lovely direction and writing from Greta Gerwig. 
    Gerwig fully understands all of her characters at play here;…

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  • Justice League

    Justice League

    ½

    The comic book genre is officially dead.
    I don’t get it. I really, genuinely don’t fucking get it. How was this bad? How did a Justice League in 2017 end up being THIS fucking bad? 
    I’ll be honest here, I’m not a fan at all of the new DC outings (still have yet to see “Wonder Woman”), but even the ones I’ve disliked (“BvS”, “Suicide Squad”) at least there is SOME effort in there from the filmmakers and people on…

  • Playboy

    Playboy

    ★★★★★

    One person asked me, ''Are you a prick?'', and I told him ''Go fuck yourself''. He told me, ''Fuck yourself'', I told him ''Go fuck or suck a cock'', he went up to me and said ''Fuck you''. I told him ''Go suck your cock, or your dick'', he told me ''You don't even have a dick''. And I fucking took down my pants and showed him my dick, and he fucking respected me. I am Richard, and I'm a fucking playboy.