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  • Disturbing Behavior

    Disturbing Behavior

    ★½

    “Well that had some disturbing behavior.” - Michael ‘Water bottle fucker’ Sweeney.

  • Shadowboxer

    Shadowboxer

    ½

    Some of the worst editing I’ve ever seen. And a fully nude Cuba Gooding Jr. thrusting into Helen Mirren’s corpse after shooting her is one of the most baffling images I’ve ever seen. Michael Sweeney should’ve played Wade Watts.

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  • Playboy

    Playboy

    ★★★★★

    One person asked me, ''Are you a prick?'', and I told him ''Go fuck yourself''. He told me, ''Fuck yourself'', I told him ''Go fuck or suck a cock'', he went up to me and said ''Fuck you''. I told him ''Go suck your cock, or your dick'', he told me ''You don't even have a dick''. And I fucking took down my pants and showed him my dick, and he fucking respected me. I am Richard, and I'm a fucking playboy.

  • Black Panther

    Black Panther

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “Bury me in the ocean with my ancestors who jumped from ships , cause they knew that death was better than bondage.”

    That single line of dialogue contains far more effort and depth put into it than any Marvel movie before it.