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  • Black Panther

    Black Panther

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “Bury me in the ocean with my ancestors who jumped from ships , cause they knew that death was better than bondage.”

    That single line of dialogue contains far more effort and depth put into it than any Marvel movie before it.

  • Fifty Shades Freed

    Fifty Shades Freed

    ½

    I honestly can’t help but feel a bit sad that this franchise is over. Say what you will about these movies, but no other recent movie franchise has even come close to having anywhere near the sheer unapologetically goofy, jarring tone that these movies have. And each proceeding film strives to be weirder and weirder. In many ways, Fifty Shades Freed is simultaneously the best and worst Fifty Shades movie. I’ll always remember the glorious experiences that I’ve had with…

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  • Playboy

    Playboy

    ★★★★★

    One person asked me, ''Are you a prick?'', and I told him ''Go fuck yourself''. He told me, ''Fuck yourself'', I told him ''Go fuck or suck a cock'', he went up to me and said ''Fuck you''. I told him ''Go suck your cock, or your dick'', he told me ''You don't even have a dick''. And I fucking took down my pants and showed him my dick, and he fucking respected me. I am Richard, and I'm a fucking playboy.

  • Justice League

    Justice League

    ½

    The comic book genre is officially dead.
    I don’t get it. I really, genuinely don’t fucking get it. How was this bad? How did a Justice League in 2017 end up being THIS fucking bad? 
    I’ll be honest here, I’m not a fan at all of the new DC outings (still have yet to see “Wonder Woman”), but even the ones I’ve disliked (“BvS”, “Suicide Squad”) at least there is SOME effort in there from the filmmakers and people on…