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  • Funny Games

    Funny Games

    ★★★★½

    Maybe I'm a sociopath, but I was laughing so fucking hard at times. One of the most entertaining, quotable thrillers of the past 15 years. Michael Pitt is a fucking STAR.

  • Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

    Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

    ★★★½

    ''Fucking shove the magic.''

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  • Playboy

    Playboy

    ★★★★★

    One person asked me, ''Are you a prick?'', and I told him ''Go fuck yourself''. He told me, ''Fuck yourself'', I told him ''Go fuck or suck a cock'', he went up to me and said ''Fuck you''. I told him ''Go suck your cock, or your dick'', he told me ''You don't even have a dick''. And I fucking took down my pants and showed him my dick, and he fucking respected me. I am Richard, and I'm a fucking playboy.

  • Mistress America

    Mistress America

    ★★★★½

    Led by two fantastic performances from Lola Kirke & Greta Gerwig, ''Mistress America'' is a smart, funny, & insightful indie comedy that's also one of the most honest portrayals of friendship I've seen in a long time. Also the score for this thing is wonderful!