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  • Repo Man
  • Evil Dead II
  • Speed Racer
  • Head

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  • Breakfast at Tiffany's

    ★★★★

  • Top Gun

    ★★★

  • Breathless

    ★★★★½

  • Avatar

    ★★★★½

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  • Breakfast at Tiffany's

    Breakfast at Tiffany's

    ★★★★

    The perfect inverse of Breathless, in which the world’s most normal man falls for an insanely chaotic woman who’s also the most beautiful woman of all time. Many such cases!

  • Top Gun

    Top Gun

    ★★★

    Reddit ass thought but couldn’t help thinking “why don’t they simply do a barrel roll” for most of this movie.

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  • The Power of the Dog

    The Power of the Dog

    ★★★★

    Yeah yeah yeah we all wanna fuck Bronco Henry.

    This is really the age old story of what happens when your bro starts dating and doesn’t want to come over and play cowboys/video games anymore.

  • Breathless

    Breathless

    ★★★★½

    The classic tale of the most beautiful woman on earth cursed to love the most annoying man of all time. Many such cases!