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  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Singin' in the Rain
  • The Umbrellas of Cherbourg
  • Punch-Drunk Love

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  • Death on the Nile

    ★★½

  • Firestarter

    ½

  • Starstruck

  • Amores Perros

    ★★★★

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  • Death on the Nile

    Death on the Nile

    ★★½

    Lowkey a more impressive directorial effort than Belfast, lmao. While this movie definitely has problems with the script and the pacing, at the end of the day it's a big, ridiculous and extravagant movie about a quirky man with a mustache accusing everybody on the planet earth of murder. So, there's definitely fun to be had here, even when it ends up taking itself too seriously at times.

  • Firestarter

    Firestarter

    ½

    Oh, where do I even start with this one?

    Firestarter is an absolutely awful, awful movie through and through with almost no redeeming qualities to spare. The only thing I enjoyed was the John Carpenter score. The writing is so exceptionally terrible, on-the-nose and the characters are so awkwardly written into the story. The audience has absolutely no attachment to any of the characters and the pacing of the film makes it feel so slight and inconsequential by its half-assed…

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  • Suicide Squad

    Suicide Squad

    Suicide Squad Ugh. I want to cry.

    Edit: Yes, my initial review was positive and immature as hell, but I truly hate this now.

  • Precious

    Precious

    ★★

    And WHY on earth did this preachy, poorly executed manipulative melodrama get 6 Oscar Nominations?

    Important stories like these deserve to be told. But, not like this. Just no.