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  • Rise of the Planet of the Apes

    Rise of the Planet of the Apes


    If you guys have been wondering on where have I been for 5 days without reviewing a movie, well, here I am now!!

    I was locked up in a facility with strong apes for those few days. It was really tough for me to get along with them cause they do have some tantrum problems and did eventually beat me down to the ground and I was crying in a fetal positions for a few weeks. So one day, the…

  • King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

    King Arthur: Legend of the Sword


    Going to the movies on a rainy day where you have nothing productive to do with your life can sometimes be the perfect time to watch a "cable-like" film in theaters. That's how King Arthur: Legend of the Sword was exactly the way I wanted it to be: A generic Game of Thrones rip-off with bloated elements that reminded me of Gods of Egypt.

    I wanted to like the movie more than I already did because the coming commercials for…

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  • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    Rogue One: A Star Wars Story



    Rogue One: A Star Wars Story has to be the most criminally underrated and epic Star Wars film to date. In fact, this might hit it's point home as one of the most under-appreciated movies in recent memory after multiple viewings. Yeah. I'm going that far, kids!

    After the most famous tag-line, "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away" vanished, I was immediately locked in due to the fantastic direction from Gareth Edwards,…

  • The Witch

    The Witch


    During this current generation of horror films, I have discovered 5 rare gems in the genre 5 years ago:

    2011: Insidious
    2012: The Cabin in the Woods
    2013: The Conjuring
    2014: The Babadook
    2015: It Follows

    And now, we have reached 2016 and we have dug up our 6th treasure in the horror category, The VVitch! I have one statement to make! This has to be one of the most unsettling, and thought-provoking horror pictures I've ever seen since The…