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  • The Sting
  • At Long Last Love
  • Top Gun
  • Heat

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  • Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

    Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid


    butch: oh, good. for a moment i thought we were in trouble
    me, with every fiber of my being: NO!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Top Gun

    Top Gun

    so the story goes that when the first test audiences saw top gun they were all, did you guys mean to make gay porn or....? and then studio execs were like FUCK FUCK FUCK and they quickly threw in kelly mcgillis’ character to give tom cruise something to eyefuck that wasn’t val kilmer. that’s kinda what i think happened, was the writers looked at what they had and where it was going and said AH SHIT

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  • Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One

    Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One


    me: this one’s for my best buddy brian de palma. love you so much old pal
    de palma: stop talking like i’m already dead
    me: [tearing up] look at those dutch angles

  • Top Gun

    Top Gun


    the studio has tricked me, juilliard trained val kilmer, into being here, so i’m going to portray closeted homosexual