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Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid 1969
butch: oh, good. for a moment i thought we were in trouble
me, with every fiber of my being: NO!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
Top Gun 1986
so the story goes that when the first test audiences saw top gun they were all, did you guys mean to make gay porn or....? and then studio execs were like FUCK FUCK FUCK and they quickly threw in kelly mcgillis’ character to give tom cruise something to eyefuck that wasn’t val kilmer. that’s kinda what i think happened, was the writers looked at what they had and where it was going and said AH SHIT
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Up Close & Personal 1996
38yo michelle pfeiffer nailing robert redford’s 60yo ass… michelle pfeiffer’s top gun maverick
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The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes 2023
this is literally the plot of the godfather (1972)
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Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One 2023
me: this one’s for my best buddy brian de palma. love you so much old pal
de palma: stop talking like i’m already dead
me: [tearing up] look at those dutch angles -
