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  • Barbarella
  • Seeking a Friend for the End of the World
  • Melancholia
  • Carol

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  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    ★★★★

  • Black Bear

    ★★★½

  • Bigbug

    ★★★

  • Delicatessen

    ★★★★★

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  • Tell It to the Bees

    Tell It to the Bees

    What an enormous disappointment.
    Poor storytelling, bad direction, terrible cgi bees and a crappy ending that makes no sense.

    Anna Pacquin's Scottish accent is just embarrassing but sometimes she just forgets to do it entirely? Unsure why the director wasn't just like "okay that was great but if we could do it again with the Scottish accent, that would be grand."

    Can't believe that not even vintage lesbians can make this watchable and that's something I never thought I'd saying.

  • High Life

    High Life

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Reading the reviews on here, I honestly can't believe we watched the same film.

    The pacing of it was absurd with nothing happening for the first half and then suddenly everyone dies? Some of the deaths were legit but some were total nonsense. A small injury which doesn't seem to cause her any real pain causes Binoche, the doctor, to just calmly launch herself out of the airlock? Nothing about her makes that seem in character.

    There's SO much jizz,…