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  • Matilda
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  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On

    ★★★★★

  • A Touch of Sin

  • The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker

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  • The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker

    The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker

    lol a bit of a sleaze fest

  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    Avatar: The Way of Water

    As my 4DX seat was thrashing me around, punching my back and spitting on me, i couldn’t hold onto my suspension of disbelief so maybe that’s the culprit. But Sully’s parenting style and the baby conversation with the whale threw me off too. Great fishies, banger nature, endless (and pretty) action entertained me. I think the movie def fulfilled it’s purpose of wilD innovation and visuals, but I can’t justify the dialogue lmao.

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  • Rejected

    Rejected

    ★★★★★

    I had don hertzfeldt and edibles for lunch and i am unstoppable, so
    I know all twenty of you, my followers, now have a burning question in your minds: ‘What’s up with the rise in Eda’s edible intake?’ I can explain. I am now the kind-hearted taste-tester for my 44 year old coworker’s side business. This was never my intention, but as they say, “life is what happens to you when you’re busy making great and beautiful plans” and “it’s not…

  • Vice

    Vice

    well it was disgusting to watch hollywood spoon-feed the public flashes of history distastefully buried in ‘the lives and desires of war criminals’. i hope whoever worked on it felt just as repulsed, but it is somehow hard to believe they didn’t get a kick out of their thrilling montages of cheney and the gang climbing up the ladder of destruction. I just think that some retellings of history don’t need an injection of palatability, excitement or flash.