• Thedude3445

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    After twenty years I'm still too much of an idiot to tell when Queen Amidala is Natalie versus when she is Keira.

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  • Thedude3445

    ★★★★★

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  • Thedude3445

    ★★★★★

    Always a bigger fish indeed. That dude is downright hefty.

    (Yes I watched The Phantom Menace like 2 weeks ago, don't judge me. The 20th anniversary is soon)

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  • Thedude3445

    ★★★★★

    "Will you defer your motion to allow a commission to explore the validity of your accusations?"

    Never has one sentence better encapsulated a failing democracy than this one. The Phantom Menace is many things--probably the most ambitious single film in the Star Wars franchise, feeling almost like a compilation movie of a TV season sometimes--but most of all, it's the story of idealistic warriors fighting back against the systematic injustices that corrupt the world... and in that, helping the ascension…

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  • Thedude3445

    ★★★★★

    In lieu of real reviews or thoughts for each Star Wars movie, I'm just going to write a quote from each episode of the Auralnauts Star Wars Saga.

    "I've heard legends of a taco... made entirely out of Dorito."

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  • Thedude3445

    ★★★★½

    Getting close to Rogue One time, so time to catch up on all my favorite Star Wars movies, AKA all of them.

    Last couple times I saw this, the effects were noticeably poorer than I remembered, but this time I didn't really feel that way. It is very dated, but the animation on the individual creatures, aliens, robots, ships, etc are so well-done that it holds up, just like how Toy Story is still very watchable despite how it aged.…

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