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Movies where straight people's opinions don't matter, because subjectivity is a flawed concept that has no bearing on reality

Straight people's opinions sincerely don't matter here. Or anyone else's opinions, for that matter. Opinions really just don't matter.

Feel free to suggest more examples of movies where objectivity is the only marker for judgement, just like everything in real life.

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  • The Seventh Seal
  • Blue Is the Warmest Color
  • Con Air
  • American Sniper
  • Star Wars
  • Crossroads
  • To Ingrid, My Love, Lisa
  • Warcraft
  • Jupiter Ascending
  • Star Faries
  • After Hours
  • What's Opera, Doc?
  • The Godfather: Part II
  • The Lego Movie
  • Anomalisa
  • Do I Sound Gay?
  • The Golden Compass
  • Reindeer Games
  • Barty's Brew-Ha-Ha
  • Jimmy the C
  • Within a Minute: The Making of Episode III
  • Mobile Suit Gundam 0080: War in the Pocket
  • Slow Bob in the Lower Dimensions
  • Making 'Taxi Driver'
  • Road House
  • Puella Magi Madoka Magica the Movie Part III: Rebellion
  • Enemy Mine
  • The Man with the Iron Fists
  • The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising
  • More American Graffiti
  • Brüno
  • Minstrel Man
  • Genius Party
  • The Onion Movie
  • Private Snafu vs. Malaria Mike
  • Tomboy
  • Forgiveness
  • Cyborg 3: The Recycler
  • The Morning Schedule
  • Weather Forecast
  • Weather Report of the End
  • Venus Wars
  • Barty's Brew-Ha-Ha 3: The Myth of the Yeti's Legend
  • Straight
  • Straight Story
  • The Straight Story
  • Straight Outta Compton
  • JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood
  • L.A. Confidential