The number 355 stands for the amount of times I wanted to fall asleep during the movie.
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Cyrano 2021
I think Peter Dinklage is a great actor and without him the movie would be even worse. However, he can’t really sing. But then if you get a different actor who can sing, you don’t get the charisma he has. Also, the songs don’t really do anything to further the plot. The play didn’t originate as a musical, so they didn’t really need to make this a musical at all. There’s also like 6 songs total and they all feel…
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2000 Mules 2022
They spent like 20 minutes on one woman who put ballots into a box and then threw her gloves away in a garbage can she apparently didn’t see in the two seconds she was on camera, which means she must do this all the time. They never show us security footage of people who have done this at multiple locations, they tell us there were a lot more absentee ballots than usual in 2020 and that’s weird when Covid was…
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The Smiling Madame Beudet 1923
Another one of those movies where it’s fun to watch for historical value, but outside of that it doesn’t really do anything. Sure, it’s one of the first feminist films and it has some cool editing and cinematography. It’s short and it’s a landmark of cinema and that’s cool and all, but I’m never going out of my way to watch this again.
