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  • A Glitch in the Matrix

    A Glitch in the Matrix

    ★½

    2021 Ranked

    This is my sixth film of the day my brain is mush and a robot furry started talking about the simulation theory and someone watched the matrix 3 times a day and wore a trench-coat and bought a gun and im so confused the voices wont stop my vision is blurry my knees weak arms are heavy theres vomit on my sweater alre

  • Good Morning

    Good Morning

    ★★★★★

    When I was about 12 my mom took away my DS because I stayed up too late and wouldn’t wake up in the morning. I remember being so mad that I didn’t eat anything that night. I thought that maybe my mom would see that I didn’t eat anything and would feel bad for me, but alas it didn’t work, and I resumed eating the next day even though I didn’t have my DS back. I did eventually get it…

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  • The Map of Tiny Perfect Things

    The Map of Tiny Perfect Things

    ★★★

    I mean it has its cute moments but Kyle Allen is kind of boring and I didn't really care about him but Kathryn Newton did good and I'm glad she's starting to be in movies because I love her. It was a happy movie and it had its moments and I'm glad I got to it. I don't see myself really coming back but it was enjoyable.

  • Psycho Goreman

    Psycho Goreman

    ★★★★

    Sometimes you just need a movie with some good old fashioned practical effects gore and some really cool low budget character designs. It’s definitely not a great movie, but it certainly is a very fun time.

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  • Tall Girl

    Tall Girl

    ½

    2019 Ranked: boxd.it/2fcdA

    Dude being tall must suck. Imagine being asked "how's the weather up there" all the time. She had it a lot worse than me, I was just a closeted gay who cried for 3 days straight in sixth grade because I thought being gay was terrible and someone called me a faggot. But having to wear size 13 shoes? Truly heartbreaking.

    Also when I went to Barcelona for a week no one spoke Spanish so idk where…

  • The King of Comedy

    The King of Comedy

    ★★★★½

    Bro he didn’t even dance in the dirty bathroom.