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  • Repo Man

    Repo Man


    Film Club (join here): chosen by Matthew
    Scavenger Hunt 55- 8/31

    "Fuck this, let's do some crimes"

    I watched the criterion retrospective on this film, and now it's one I feel like I'll come back to again and again. There's so much in the 90 minutes of this film, and I could probably watch it 20 more times and find something new. One of my new favorite film club movies. I probably would have never watched this if it wasn't for this everyone should join it's dope.

  • Tall Girl

    Tall Girl


    2019 Ranked:

    Dude being tall must suck. Imagine being asked "how's the weather up there" all the time. She had it a lot worse than me, I was just a closeted gay who cried for 3 days straight in sixth grade because I thought being gay was terrible and someone called me a faggot. But having to wear size 13 shoes? Truly heartbreaking.

    Also when I went to Barcelona for a week no one spoke Spanish so idk where…

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  • 1917



    2019 Ranked:

    I expected to be disappointed because I was hyping this up to almost a standard that’s impossible to live up to, but it met my expectations. Even if I thought I didn’t really care about this because I usually don’t like war movies, the movie somehow got me to care about the leads and them getting shot at by stormtroopers. I could feel every shot and jumped a couple times as well. The hype with this is well deserved, but I still don’t feel like this deserves the BP win.

  • VHYes



    2020 Ranked:

    So this was really fucking funny and I had such a good time in the theater watching this with a packed crowd laughing at everything. It truly is, as the kids say, a masterpiece. It’s something I will quote many times in the future and no one will have a clue what I’m talking about. It also doesn’t matter. If you have the ability to see this go and see it and you won’t be disappointed. 

    🔜 1917

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  • Joker



    2019 Ranked:
    Scavenger Hunt 55- 2/31
    Whenever Challenge- 7/100
    100 Degrees, 100 Movies- 6/100
    Trimester 1 Anticipation- 5/15

    Possible Spoilers Beware

    The theme of this movie reminded me of a really aggressive guys' dick because it kept getting shoved down my throat. 

    Also Joaquin Phoenix steals this movie. His protrayal of this character was excellent and while he should get Oscar buzz, I think the DC name might turn voters away. If this movie wasn't a DC movie it…

  • Troop Zero

    Troop Zero


    2020 Ranked:

    I mean it’s cute and all but it’s not much more than that. You’ve seen this story before. You know how it’ll end. You know it from the very beginning. That being said, it’s still a nice and sweet little movie for when you’re having a bad day, and sometimes that’s all you need.