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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ★★★

    Oscar Isaac when he sees me in the audience watching this movie for the third time: Somehow Sean has returned. 

    Settling in to the idea that the only way any of this makes sense is if they’re all ghosts. Palpatine’s ghost inhabits various clone bodies (Snoke is one of these). Leia’s ghost inhabits Ben after Rey kills Kylo (thanks to Leia distracting him). Ghost Palpatine kills both Rey and Ben, but Ben’s a zombie and can’t really die and all…

  • A Shaun the Sheep Movie: Farmageddon

    A Shaun the Sheep Movie: Farmageddon

    ★★★★

    Favorite referential joke was the name of the grocery store. 

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  • Jupiter Ascending

    Jupiter Ascending

    ★★★★

    I don't know what to make of a world that rejects this and adores every Marvel movie. Things don't make sense to me.

  • The Theory of Everything

    The Theory of Everything

    ★½

    Undecided as to which is more offensive:

    1. The implication that Hawking's work can only be understood, or even be relevant to us, an audience of normal dumb people, in how it validates or invalidates our concept of God.

    2. The depiction of infidelity in which Jane's is fraught and melodramatic, to the point that mere knocking on another man's tent causes her husband to collapse into coma and never speak again (someone should do the math on this causality…