Knock Off ★★★½

Imagine if Tsui Hark directed that episode of The Simpsons where Marge is a cop and catches Herman running a counterfeit jeans racket out of her garage. And Marge was played by Jean Claude Van Damme. And Homer was played by Rob Schneider. And the jeans contained "nano-bombs" that Herman (played by Paul Sorvino) wanted to use to blackmail the entire world on the installment plan (100 million dollars a month, for forever I guess). And Michael Wong was there too.

This is like that, only crazier and better.