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Daddy's Home 2 2017
Relatively normal comedy where Will Ferrell fucks up, Mark Wahlberg scolds, John Lithgow smiles, and Mel Gibson horrifies and humiliates. This is until the third act, where the entire emotional crux of the film takes place in a movie theater lobby as an insane amount of extras witness these people sort out their familial issues through yelling, hitting, kissing, and singing. Sean Anders lets his incest fetish really come out here as well. There isn’t just one, but two sequences…
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Brick Mansions 2014
An amazing, amazing movie. No other action movie is like this. The movie basically consists of David Belle escaping RZA’s compound a comical amount of times, usually getting into a violent car crash or avoiding an absolutely incredible amount of weaponry and explosions. A movie unashamed that its two main characters are men of literal superhero feat that start a revolution against the entire political landscape of Detroit and become martyrs of communist revolution. Sometimes, teaming up with a murderous…
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Godzilla Minus One 2023
Leaving a theater and getting excited about how good something is, such a great feeling. I love when a blockbuster can capture such earnest sincerity and vicious carnage at the same time, something that’s definitely been lacking lately. The best kind of crowdpleaser à la Top Gun: Maverick: awesome, emotional, tangible, real characters, beautiful effects! So good.
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Panic Room 2002
Gotta say that Leto is absolutely hilarious in this movie. Whitaker going all-out with the sympathetic robber, nobody does it like him. Foster and Stewart, killing it per usual. Connor O’Malley as Raoul, wow what a performance. Definition of a great late-night thriller.
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The French Dispatch 2021
The five-minute segment of Owen Wilson riding around on his little bicycle made my year.
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