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  • Free Fire

    Free Fire


    It's fun when viewed through the lens of a commentary on gun violence and the idiots who think their sidearms are an extension of their appendages. But that idea is rarely clear; the rest of the film is too abrasive. However, I'm really starting to like this Armie Hammer guy.

  • The BFG

    The BFG


    Why was this movie two goddamn hours long? Why did we need that many fart gags? Why does Spielberg think this is what kids want?

    This is like Secondhand Embarrassment: The Movie.

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  • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    Rogue One: A Star Wars Story


    Go figure - I like a Star Wars movie. We live in an interesting time where our expectations for a franchise built on the success of a single film back in the 70s hinge on the very same cultural phenomenon. Filmmaking has certainly changed in the last 40 years, and Star Wars has changed with it. For all the stunted idol worship we've given the series, it still manages to produce exciting and adventurous films. Yeah, some of the best…

  • The Fault in Our Stars

    The Fault in Our Stars


    Review from the Louisiana International Film Festival premiere

    Damn me for liking this movie. The first 25 minutes tried REALLY hard to get me to walk out, but by that point I realized that the story was actually doing a good job of... being a story. And the characters were well-rounded. And the romance wasn't contrived. And it was (mostly) uphill from there. I'm genuinely happy that this film was a literal surprise (this was a secret screening held under lock and key until the moment it ran onscreen) and that I was not expecting to see it.