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  • Ed Wood

    Ed Wood



    Oh look, it's the movie from my profile picture. This one's going to be another very long and personal review.

    I haven't seen this movie in a long time and I feel like it was the perfect time for me to check it out after how much I hated Burton's Willy Wonka remake to the core last night and how much I adored Beetlejuice recently when I finally saw it.

    I saw this movie about 10…

  • The Shining

    The Shining


    lol quarantine alcoholism post

    Going to AA when it becomes realistically available in the maritimes because I'm fucking sick of this shit controlling my life. When you've been getting paid more to essentially sit inside your apartment and get shitfaced while your partner goes out to be an "essential worker" and serve the public while she gets the whip cracked at her for taking more than 20 seconds to jot something down in her notebook, it kind of digs at…

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  • There's Something in the Water

    There's Something in the Water


    Feeling disgusted as a Nova Scotian right now.

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse


    There's something about Sam Raimi's original Spider-Man that will always resonate with me more, but this is a truly special film that earns its reputation as one of the greatest movies of all time.

    This feels like such a group effort and it's a full-on celebration of multiculturalism as well as Spider-Man lore, both good and bad. It's tongue-in-cheek for the entire runtime and I wouldn't have it any other way. Everyone is giving it their all in this and it's funnier than any comedy I've seen since its release.

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  • The Fanatic

    The Fanatic


    You fucking people thought Gotti was a meme?

    Give this a few months to be the laughing stock of the internet. I seriously couldn't believe what I was watching as I was seeing it.

    If it weren't for "The Haunting of Sharon Tate", this would be the worst film of the year, but it's simply too entertaining for me to put it lower than that offensive dumpster fire.

    This is gonna be John Travolta's "Wicker Man". A masterpiece of garbage.

  • The Haunting of Sharon Tate

    The Haunting of Sharon Tate


    I think "tasteless" is the only word I could use to describe this.

    A genuinely awful movie from start to finish and might be my worst of the year so far.

    Watching Once Upon A Time In Hollywood twice this week and then watching this was like getting punched in the face.