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  • Dirty Grandpa

    Dirty Grandpa

    The jokes are so lazy. The whole scene with the drug dealer/surf shop dude is so lame. It's just the guy talking shit that doesn't make sense, isn't connected to anything and isn't funny at all. Even worse with the weed/crack scene. "Oh, just kidding, you're smoking crack." They saw that one coming a decade before it was "written"..

    I can't really say that De Niro is bad, per say, still probably the greatest of all time in my book,…

  • American Made

    American Made

    ★★★★½

    Exactly what I was hoping for. It's so entertaining from start to finish and Cruise just nails everything about it, especially the humour. He's perfect with dry humour like this, tense situations that need slicing with a little bit of comedy gold. There are definitely heavy, heavy Scorsese vibes here, 'Goodfellas', 'Wolf...', etc. in the way the progression of the story is handled, the way events are portrayed - over the top but anchored in reality - the way the…

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  • In Bruges

    In Bruges

    ★★★★★

    Pure fucking brilliance. Everything fucking works. Fucking humour, fucking emotions, fucking Ralph fucking Fiennes is the fucking best fucking ever.

    "You're an inanimate fuckin' object!"

    I cannot get over that line. It's so fucking good.

  • Apocalypto

    Apocalypto

    ★★★★★

    How this is not considered one of the finest action movies of the decade is beyond me. It is brutal, hard-hitting, exhilarating and contains a world so fully realized that I have to smile. The costumes, the mayan decorations, the jungle, the temples, everything is perfect. Equally colorful and real, the film juggles emotions and violent action wonderfully. It's a powerful movie that never lets up or looks back. One of my all-time favorites. I wish people could look beyond…