TheFreshBeef Pro

My strengths:
- Good movie taste
- Infinite movie knowledge
- Brilliant humor
- Gorgeous appearance

My weaknesses:
- Self-assessment

Favorite films

  • Jaws
  • Fight Club
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
  • Fantastic Mr. Fox

Recent activity

  • The Alpinist


  • Deep Fear


  • Deep Sea


  • Scott Pilgrim Takes Off


Recent reviews

  • The Alpinist

    The Alpinist


    I mean how good can this guy be at climbing?

    Alex Honnold called him a crazy badass.

    Damn ...... that's good.

  • Deep Fear

    Deep Fear


    Another dead end...
    But I won't give up...
    My search continues...
    It has to be somewhere...
    The legendary ... non-shitty shark movie*

    *which isn't over 20 years old and we've all watched 30 times

Popular reviews

  • Barbarian



    Just one day in my life I want to be as happy as Justin Long measuring the basement.

  • The Pale Blue Eye

    The Pale Blue Eye


    Oh look the movie is over

    *30 minutes later*

    Oh look the movie is over