TheFreshBeef

My strengths:
- Good movie taste
- Infinite movie knowledge
- Brilliant humor
- Gorgeous appearance

My weaknesses:
- Self-assessment

Favorite films

  • Jaws
  • Fight Club
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
  • Fantastic Mr. Fox

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  • Noah’s Shark

    ½

  • Evil Eye

    ★½

  • Skinamarink

    ★½

  • M3GAN

    ★★

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  • Mad Heidi

    Mad Heidi

    ★★

    Cheese-us Christ, if i hear one more bad cheese joke, I swear I'm gouda kill someone!

    I hope there will brie no sequel

    Cheese out 🧀✌️

  • Fall

    Fall

    ★★½

    I would have chosen Snoop Dogg as the soundtrack
    becasue Snoop Dogg is also high as fuck

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  • Noah’s Shark

    Noah’s Shark

    ½

    I think it's time for a new deluge.

  • Evil Eye

    Evil Eye

    ★½

    *reading my horoscope*

    "You're going to watch an incredibly boring movie today"

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  • Barbarian

    Barbarian

    ★★★★

    Just one day in my life I want to be as happy as Justin Long measuring the basement.

  • Skinamarink

    Skinamarink

    ★½

    It's so exhausting to follow the movie that I completely forgot to be scared