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  • Salon Kitty

    Salon Kitty


    After watching the piece of sleaze genius that is Caligula, I immediately set out to cross another Tinto Brass film off of my watchlist. That movie happened to be not as crazy, but just as rewarding as Caligula.

    One of the things that strikes me about Brass is he makes some of the most interesting sleaze I've ever watched. I dare say it's almost classy sleaze. Salon Kitty isn't historically accurate as far as I can tell, rather it's just…

  • Iron Sky

    Iron Sky



    I'm all for another one.

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  • St. Elmo's Fire

    St. Elmo's Fire

    Charade has often been called the greatest Alfred Hitchcock film NOT made by Alfred Hitchcock. Well I'm here to say that St. Elmo's Fire is the worst John Hughes movie John Hughes never made.

    St Elmo's Fire is supposed to be a coming-of-age film about the whirlwind drama and fear that comes with graduating from college and becoming an independent person. But I feel like Joel Schumacher (Batman & Robin) was way over his head when he made this. This felt…

  • Godzilla



    Well after a long ten year sleep, Godzilla has risen again for the sixtieth anniversary of the monster's inception. This marks the first Godzilla film made in America in sixteen years, and I'm here to ask the question, was it worth the wait?

    This time instead of an established director like Roland Emmerich (Independence Day), we get fresh blood in Gareth Edwards (Monsters) at the helm. The film starts off kind of rocky, with an unoriginal plot about a man…