Ben - “Michael Bay accidentally dropped the best video game adaptation this weekend”

Cam - “Jake Gyllenhaal herpes?”

Anya - “enthralling and exhausting, always at a constant high”

Tyler - “this isn’t Michael Bay’s comeback. he never left”

Marlon - “either its a bayhem thing, or i have a thing for movies with moving vehicles with Eiza Gonzalez starring”

great stare average - 8/10