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  • I Drink Your Blood

    I Drink Your Blood

    ★★★

    My favourite "grindhouse" feature is non other than I DRINK YOUR BLOOD!

    Why's that, you ask? Because my IRRESPONSIBLE TEENAGE BABYSITTERS made my older brother and I watch it with them when I was only 7 YEARS OLD.

    Suffice to say, I was TERRORIZED by such a DEPRAVED DISPLAY of SEX, DRUGS, MURDER and MADNESS.

    Later, when brushing our teeth in our POXY NIGHTGOWNS, my brother and I began FOAMING toothpaste AT THE MOUTH and attacked our ABUSIVE BABYSITTERS in…

  • A Quiet Place

    A Quiet Place

    ★★½

    There's the suspension of disbelief and then there's A Quiet Place.

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  • Time Bandits

    Time Bandits

    ★★★

    This movie is rated M

    ...for fucking MIDGETS!!!

  • Wife's Sexual Fantasy Before Husband's Eyes

    Wife's Sexual Fantasy Before Husband's Eyes

    ★★½

    Fairly routine "pinku eiga" but worth watching just so you can have the goofy/lurid title in your Letterboxd viewing diary and let everyone know that you're a slobbering pervert.