My favourite "grindhouse" feature is non other than I DRINK YOUR BLOOD!
Why's that, you ask? Because my IRRESPONSIBLE TEENAGE BABYSITTERS made my older brother and I watch it with them when I was only 7 YEARS OLD.
Suffice to say, I was TERRORIZED by such a DEPRAVED DISPLAY of SEX, DRUGS, MURDER and MADNESS.
Later, when brushing our teeth in our POXY NIGHTGOWNS, my brother and I began FOAMING toothpaste AT THE MOUTH and attacked our ABUSIVE BABYSITTERS in…