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  • Bottoms



    loads of fun. laughed a lot. score went hard. ayo hot. surprisingly adequate amount of blood. objectively 4 stars, but giving it an extra half for the incredibly specific fight club-meets-heathers joy it would've given 16yo me.

  • Watching the Detectives

    Watching the Detectives


    every time I describe this movie to a friend they ask if I'm making it up because yeah as a pretentious cinephile who's in love with Lucy Liu this is exactly what the inside of my brain looks like!!! it's an odd little movie and a silly goofy time and just brings me so much joy to know these actors I love have such great chemistry together. it's stupid to gatekeep a film like this but nevertheless I AM gonna…

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