I really don't know what to say about this perplexing piece of art. It's either the worst film you've ever seen, or it's the most comphrensive deconstruction of the "Netflix-type" film we've seen this side of... I don't really know. I don't think anything I've ever watched has felt this simultaneously directionless, and yet intentional. I think the only way to review the film is to come from both ends.
SPF-18 IS THE WORST
SPF-18 is the worst. I don't…