Beware of cavemen pirate killers who wander around in the woods.
What's up with the guy in the wheelchair who works so hard to get to the top only toβ¦
Beware of cavemen pirate killers who wander around in the woods.
What's up with the guy in the wheelchair who works so hard to get to the top only toβ¦
You could argue that this is, objectively speaking at least, total dog vomit, but I'll be damned if I didn't have a ton of fun watching it. I mean, there'sβ¦
Don't go out into the woods tonight. You probably will be thrilled.β¨Don't go out in the woods tonight. You probably will be killed.
8/10
This was just so silly, like the killer wore beads on his face and just kinda looked like a bear? Also, that sleeping bag scene! The entire film (including theβ¦
Slaypril #51
A bunch of unattractive people go camping in the woods and, as expected in a movie with the title Donβt Go in the Woods, they immediately regret it.β¦
A little less boring than the original, but thereβs something about how both movies are executed that just feels bland to me.
Considering the Carpenter score, Iβd say this is the cinematic equivalent of pushing play on your favorite album while nosediving in a renegade plane.
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