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  • The Monkey King 3

    The Monkey King 3

    The Monkey King 3 is an overblown CGI action adventure story of a Chinese folklore legend known across any Asian growing up in a Buddhist household or whoever plays League of Legends. This is a film purely for cashing in during the Chinese New Year period and I stupidly chose to watch this during a recent date because she didn't like Marvel films so Black Panther was out of the question and she liked the Monkey King character. The film does have one thing going for it and it's the over the top anime-like comedy that had me surprisingly laughing out loud at moments.

  • The Cloverfield Paradox

    The Cloverfield Paradox

    Zhang Ziyi's character: "Logic doesn't apply to any of this."

    Me: Amen, sister.

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  • American Assassin

    American Assassin

    A young hot couple enjoys their vacation in Ibiza. Boyfriend proposes at the beach *surprise motherfucker* terrorist open fire for no apparent reason just because they are terrorists. Cue date to imply how long protagonist has trained and yearned for revenge against the terrorists. Turns out he turned into a massive dick and hates everyone and everything that doesn't go his way. CIA see him as a prime candidate to train into an assassin for America. Good choice, choose the…

  • Rear Window

    Rear Window

    ★★★★★

    Rear Windows is my first viewing of an Alfred Hitchcock film, and it was a thrilling experience to watch it for the first time. I don't tend to watch any movies before 1990, I don't know why. The oldest movie I watched before Rear Windows was the 1976 film Rocky.

    I watched this at night by myself and I'm gonna be honest, it had me a bit scared. Imagining that someone is watching me through my window or behind me…