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  • The Umbrellas of Cherbourg

    The Umbrellas of Cherbourg


    "I'll name our daughter Francoise."

    God, now I know why it's called "The Umbrellas of Cherbourg". My emotions have run through the emotions of sadness, anger and then acceptance in the span of its 91-minute runtime. Having experienced being in love and then going through a spiral of near-breakups, huge arguments, the second wind that rejuvenated the relationship, and then the surprise break-up. I understand the hardships of being in a relationship. From spending every second of every moment with…

  • Shoplifters




    A somber look into the lives of a "family" stricken by poverty who save a little girl from an abusive household. Kore-eda again provides the goods with a sweet, tender but sorrow look into the dynamics of a family. A powerful performance from Sakura Ando hits the feels with her portrayal of the mother figure that shows the little girl what true love is in a family. Moved on the verge of tears that I held back as Kore-eda…

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  • Venom



    Half Baked Review
    This could've been the gay buddy cop Marvel action comedy we deserved, but instead got anime titty venom....and I fuck with that too.

  • A Simple Favor

    A Simple Favor


    Smart, stylish, simple story of a crime thriller mystery with two capable leads that excel in their roles as Anna Kendrick playing the vlogger widowed mother of one, Stephanie, with a bubbly attitude that transcends from her real-life personality, and Blake Lively playing the intimating, Emily, married to the one-hit wonder novelist played by Henry Golding.

    A Simple Favor plays on the genres of crime thrillers with many twists and turns throughout the viewing. Much akin to Gone Girl but…

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  • American Assassin

    American Assassin

    A young hot couple enjoys their vacation in Ibiza. Boyfriend proposes at the beach *surprise motherfucker* terrorist open fire for no apparent reason just because they are terrorists. Cue date to imply how long protagonist has trained and yearned for revenge against the terrorists. Turns out he turned into a massive dick and hates everyone and everything that doesn't go his way. CIA see him as a prime candidate to train into an assassin for America. Good choice, choose the…

  • Rear Window

    Rear Window


    Rear Windows is my first viewing of an Alfred Hitchcock film, and it was a thrilling experience to watch it for the first time. I don't tend to watch any movies before 1990, I don't know why. The oldest movie I watched before Rear Windows was the 1976 film Rocky.

    I watched this at night by myself and I'm gonna be honest, it had me a bit scared. Imagining that someone is watching me through my window or behind me…