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  • Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion's Revenge

    Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion's Revenge

    ★★★½

    "Fuck with a Blade, you’re gonna get cut"

    Having slight good hopes that the Mortal Kombat franchise is heading into good direction with the upcoming live-action film that looks very promising from the trailer release, and the strong improvements in the decades long gaming series that keeps the old-school fighting genre still enjoyable after all these years. While a basic tournament elimination format, Mortal Kombat, makes up for it with the most brutal, bone crushing, blade slicing, skull crushing, body…

  • Rumble in the Bronx

    Rumble in the Bronx

    ★★★★

    "You don't need diamonds in the bathroom."

    Aged terribly, dubbed terribly, but still oh so good. Put it as background while I gamed but got sucked into the nostalgic goodness that is Jackie in tight singlets and short tight sleepwear. Action packed with hard hitting drops and broken ankles that just shows the commitment Jackie put into his early work powering through to end the filming with a broken ankle. Rumble in the Bronx is the 90s action galore that…

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  • American Assassin

    American Assassin

    A young hot couple enjoys their vacation in Ibiza. Boyfriend proposes at the beach *surprise motherfucker* terrorist open fire for no apparent reason just because they are terrorists. Cue date to imply how long protagonist has trained and yearned for revenge against the terrorists. Turns out he turned into a massive dick and hates everyone and everything that doesn't go his way. CIA see him as a prime candidate to train into an assassin for America. Good choice, choose the…

  • Rear Window

    Rear Window

    ★★★★★

    Rear Windows is my first viewing of an Alfred Hitchcock film, and it was a thrilling experience to watch it for the first time. I don't tend to watch any movies before 1990, I don't know why. The oldest movie I watched before Rear Windows was the 1976 film Rocky.

    I watched this at night by myself and I'm gonna be honest, it had me a bit scared. Imagining that someone is watching me through my window or behind me…