I literally do not know how to review or even rate this. It's so bad and makes no sense and Tommy has given me deboners with his 3-minute long sex scenes. But help me, Buddha, I couldn't look away. That pasty ass fucking that belly button was hypnotizing.
A throwback to Raiders of the Lost Ark and I love it! Back to Nazis and sticking to the formula of Indy searching for a historic artifact with better comic sidekicks and Sean Connery introduced as Indy's father makes for an interesting development to his character (god I love daddy issue themes in films) and he stood toe to toe with Ford to the point where Connery stole scenes whenever they were on screen together. The Last Crusade is fun…
Rear Windows is my first viewing of an Alfred Hitchcock film, and it was a thrilling experience to watch it for the first time. I don't tend to watch any movies before 1990, I don't know why. The oldest movie I watched before Rear Windows was the 1976 film Rocky.
I watched this at night by myself and I'm gonna be honest, it had me a bit scared. Imagining that someone is watching me through my window or behind me…
A young hot couple enjoys their vacation in Ibiza. Boyfriend proposes at the beach *surprise motherfucker* terrorist open fire for no apparent reason just because they are terrorists. Cue date to imply how long protagonist has trained and yearned for revenge against the terrorists. Turns out he turned into a massive dick and hates everyone and everything that doesn't go his way. CIA see him as a prime candidate to train into an assassin for America. Good choice, choose the…