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  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Booksmart
  • Mother
  • In the Mood for Love

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  • The House

    ★★★

  • Dune

    ★★★★

  • Army of the Dead

    ★★½

  • The Guilty

    ★★

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  • The House

    The House

    ★★★

    I find it nice that the dentist still accepted and listened to him vent while calling him sweetheart for like a week.

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★

    Look was Dune a cinematic masterpiece? No. BUTTTTT was Timothée Chalamet sadboi shirtless in one scene? Yes. 4 stars.

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  • American Assassin

    American Assassin

    A young hot couple enjoys their vacation in Ibiza. Boyfriend proposes at the beach *surprise motherfucker* terrorist open fire for no apparent reason just because they are terrorists. Cue date to imply how long protagonist has trained and yearned for revenge against the terrorists. Turns out he turned into a massive dick and hates everyone and everything that doesn't go his way. CIA see him as a prime candidate to train into an assassin for America. Good choice, choose the…

  • Rear Window

    Rear Window

    ★★★★★

    Rear Windows is my first viewing of an Alfred Hitchcock film, and it was a thrilling experience to watch it for the first time. I don't tend to watch any movies before 1990, I don't know why. The oldest movie I watched before Rear Windows was the 1976 film Rocky.

    I watched this at night by myself and I'm gonna be honest, it had me a bit scared. Imagining that someone is watching me through my window or behind me…