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  • The Big Lebowski
  • Beauty and the Beast
  • The Third Man
  • Heat

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  • Bridge of Spies

    ★★★★

  • Ready Player One

    ★★★

  • Signs

    ★★★★★

  • Pig

    ★★★★

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  • Songs My Brothers Taught Me

    Songs My Brothers Taught Me

    ★★★★

    Thrift Shop by Macklemore is one of the songs that her brothers teach her.

  • The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It

    The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It

    Laughably bad. At times, I didn't even feel like I was watching a horror movie because of how much of a joke this movie felt like. Cheap and ineffective scares with a poorly written script full of contrivances and corny dialogue. Also, it doesn't contain any of the emotion or humanity the other two movies sported so well. I didn't care about these characters whatsoever and the stakes felt so forced that I genuinely didn't care what happened to anyone…

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  • Suicide Squad

    Suicide Squad

    ★★

    Suicide Squad doesn't care about character development, only the undeserved arcs. it's weird to think especially since this is such a character driven movie with only a small portion of the squad realized. the rest of the squad that wasn't realized i didn't care for especially since their backstories were so rushed i didn't even bother.

    anyways, it's all true. shit storytelling, shit editing, a lot of shit. but what they're not telling you is that it has a sweet soundtrack that is only there for some decently cool moments that never ever mesh together fluently... well, like most of the movie.

  • The Eyes of My Mother

    The Eyes of My Mother

    ★★

    probably would've functioned better as a short film but I mainly say this because I wouldn't of wanted to miss out on that killer directing.

    anyways, it's not just the fact the movie feels long winded as hell, it's the fact that the stuff that needs to be inferred are either way too vague or way too obvious - there's no in between.