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If you’ve come here from the When Harry Met Sally review please enjoy the rest of my ramblings
Guava Island 2019
Scene of the year goes to Gambino performing This Is America in sync with warehouse noises while simultaneously being a huge smartass. Give him the Oscar already, cowards.
When Harry Met Sally... 1989
Friend 1: Don't Do It
Friend 2: You Better Not
Friend 3: Jack, Sit Down
Me: I LOVE THAT YOU GET COLD WHEN ITS 71 DEGREES OUT. I LOVE THAT IT TAKES YOU AN HOUR AND A HALF TO ORDER A SANDWICH. I LOVE THAT YOU GET A LITTLE CRINKLE ABOVE YOUR NOSE WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME LIKE IM NUTS. I LOVE THAT AFTER I SPEND THE DAY WITH YOU, I CAN STILL SMELL YOUR PERFUME ON MY CLOTHES.…
Shutter Island 2010
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
what's the first thing you do when you pull your dead kids out of a lake? give them a foot massage. just teddy things.