Jack

Full time comedian
If you’ve come here from the When Harry Met Sally review please enjoy the rest of my ramblings

Favorite films

  • Your Name.
  • Hard Paint
  • Burning
  • La La Land

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  • Saw

    ★★★★

  • Missing

    ★★★½

  • Pulp Fiction

    ★★★★★

  • Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

    ★★★★½

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  • Guava Island

    Guava Island

    ★★★½

    Scene of the year goes to Gambino performing This Is America in sync with warehouse noises while simultaneously being a huge smartass. Give him the Oscar already, cowards.

  • When Harry Met Sally...

    When Harry Met Sally...

    ★★★★★

    Friend 1: Don't Do It
    Friend 2: You Better Not
    Friend 3: Jack, Sit Down

    Me: I LOVE THAT YOU GET COLD WHEN ITS 71 DEGREES OUT. I LOVE THAT IT TAKES YOU AN HOUR AND A HALF TO ORDER A SANDWICH. I LOVE THAT YOU GET A LITTLE CRINKLE ABOVE YOUR NOSE WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME LIKE IM NUTS. I LOVE THAT AFTER I SPEND THE DAY WITH YOU, I CAN STILL SMELL YOUR PERFUME ON MY CLOTHES.…

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  • Saw

    Saw

    ★★★★

    Absolutely adore how the editing in this goes from nice and composed to cracked out trash metal jump cuts and people going off the rails, no idea what James Wan was cooking up in the studio but it absolutely works

  • Missing

    Missing

    ★★★½

    I was watching this on putlocker and for a good 5 minutes there I thought the porn pop up on my screen was apart of the movie

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  • Shutter Island

    Shutter Island

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    what's the first thing you do when you pull your dead kids out of a lake? give them a foot massage. just teddy things.

  • Juno

    Juno

    ★★★½

    wow jennifer garner really is the purest human on earth huh