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Guava Island 2019

★★★½ Watched 13 Apr 2019 21

Scene of the year goes to Gambino performing This Is America in sync with warehouse noises while simultaneously being a huge smartass. Give him the Oscar already, cowards.
When Harry Met Sally... 1989

★★★★★ Rewatched 08 Apr 2018 12

Friend 1: Don't Do It
Friend 2: You Better Not
Friend 3: Jack, Sit Down
Me: I LOVE THAT YOU GET COLD WHEN ITS 71 DEGREES OUT. I LOVE THAT IT TAKES YOU AN HOUR AND A HALF TO ORDER A SANDWICH. I LOVE THAT YOU GET A LITTLE CRINKLE ABOVE YOUR NOSE WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME LIKE IM NUTS. I LOVE THAT AFTER I SPEND THE DAY WITH YOU, I CAN STILL SMELL YOUR PERFUME ON MY CLOTHES.…

Saw 2004

★★★★ Rewatched 20 May 2023

Absolutely adore how the editing in this goes from nice and composed to cracked out trash metal jump cuts and people going off the rails, no idea what James Wan was cooking up in the studio but it absolutely works
Missing 2023

★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2023 3

I was watching this on putlocker and for a good 5 minutes there I thought the porn pop up on my screen was apart of the movie

Shutter Island 2010

★★★★ Rewatched 23 Feb 2018 4

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

what's the first thing you do when you pull your dead kids out of a lake? give them a foot massage. just teddy things.
Juno 2007

★★★½ Watched 03 Apr 2018 2

wow jennifer garner really is the purest human on earth huh