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Guava Island 2019
Scene of the year goes to Gambino performing This Is America in sync with warehouse noises while simultaneously being a huge smartass. Give him the Oscar already, cowards.
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When Harry Met Sally... 1989
Friend 1: Don't Do It
Friend 2: You Better Not
Friend 3: Jack, Sit DownMe: I LOVE THAT YOU GET COLD WHEN ITS 71 DEGREES OUT. I LOVE THAT IT TAKES YOU AN HOUR AND A HALF TO ORDER A SANDWICH. I LOVE THAT YOU GET A LITTLE CRINKLE ABOVE YOUR NOSE WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME LIKE IM NUTS. I LOVE THAT AFTER I SPEND THE DAY WITH YOU, I CAN STILL SMELL YOUR PERFUME ON MY CLOTHES.…
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Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022
Cried on 4 seperate occasions.
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Top Gun: Maverick 2022
A 25 year old sequel to a zoom zoom airplane movie with elderly (jacked) Tom Cruise should not be this good. Rarely does a film exceed all expectations but from the very first scene you can kind of tell how beautiful it’s going to be, hits all the right notes and then some with style. Joseph Kosinski is underrated.
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Avengers: Infinity War 2018
Think you're ready? You aren't. Trust me.
10 years have been leading to this. Leading to sadness, to anger, to confusion. Leading to the gutsiest blockbuster of all time. It doesn't give you room to breathe, not even for a second, and the sheer amount of excitement it brings to the table is off the richter scale. I don't want to say much because it needs a second viewing immediately but one things for sure, Thanos lives up to the hype.
