Jack

- Apologies in advance for my opinions -
Aspiring writer, full time comedian
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Favorite films

  • Moonlight
  • Your Name.
  • Burning
  • Hard Paint

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★½

  • Fresh

    ★★★½

  • Good Time

    ★★★★★

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  • Guava Island

    Guava Island

    ★★★½

    Scene of the year goes to Gambino performing This Is America in sync with warehouse noises while simultaneously being a huge smartass. Give him the Oscar already, cowards.

  • When Harry Met Sally...

    When Harry Met Sally...

    ★★★★★

    Friend 1: Don't Do It
    Friend 2: You Better Not
    Friend 3: Jack, Sit Down

    Me: I LOVE THAT YOU GET COLD WHEN ITS 71 DEGREES OUT. I LOVE THAT IT TAKES YOU AN HOUR AND A HALF TO ORDER A SANDWICH. I LOVE THAT YOU GET A LITTLE CRINKLE ABOVE YOUR NOSE WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME LIKE IM NUTS. I LOVE THAT AFTER I SPEND THE DAY WITH YOU, I CAN STILL SMELL YOUR PERFUME ON MY CLOTHES.…

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★

    Cried on 4 seperate occasions.
    Successful viewing in my opinion.

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★½

    A 25 year old sequel to a zoom zoom airplane movie with elderly (jacked) Tom Cruise should not be this good. Rarely does a film exceed all expectations but from the very first scene you can kind of tell how beautiful it’s going to be, hits all the right notes and then some with style. Joseph Kosinski is underrated.

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  • Shutter Island

    Shutter Island

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    what's the first thing you do when you pull your dead kids out of a lake? give them a foot massage. just teddy things.

  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War

    ★★★★½

    Think you're ready? You aren't. Trust me.

    10 years have been leading to this. Leading to sadness, to anger, to confusion. Leading to the gutsiest blockbuster of all time. It doesn't give you room to breathe, not even for a second, and the sheer amount of excitement it brings to the table is off the richter scale. I don't want to say much because it needs a second viewing immediately but one things for sure, Thanos lives up to the hype.