When Harry Met Sally... ★★★★★

Friend 1: Don't Do It
Friend 2: You Better Not
Friend 3: Jack, Sit Down

Me: I LOVE THAT YOU GET COLD WHEN ITS 71 DEGREES OUT. I LOVE THAT IT TAKES YOU AN HOUR AND A HALF TO ORDER A SANDWICH. I LOVE THAT YOU GET A LITTLE CRINKLE ABOVE YOUR NOSE WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME LIKE IM NUTS. I LOVE THAT AFTER I SPEND THE DAY WITH YOU, I CAN STILL SMELL YOUR PERFUME ON MY CLOTHES. AND I LOVE THAT YOU'RE THE LAST PERSON I WANT TO TALK TO BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP AT NIGHT. AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE IM LONELY, AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE ITS NEW YEARS EVE. I CAME HERE TONIGHT BECAUSE WHEN YOU REALISE THAT YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH SOMEONE, YOU WANT THE REST OF YOUR LIFE TO START AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

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